Population | 8.819 billion |
Capital | Pancake |
Leader | H Tod |
Currency | spoon |
Animal | egg |
The Most Serene Republic of Mrs Tod is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by H Tod with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.819 billion Mrs Todians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pancake. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Mrs Todian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion spoons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 117,858 spoons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 423,911 per year while the poor average 23,454, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.
No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, the media have begun calling the government treasury "H Tod's stash", and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mrs Tod's national animal is the egg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Mrs Tod is ranked 36,993rd in the world and 17th in Sheriffmuir for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,948.12 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mrs Tod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Mrs Tod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Avoided.
- : Mrs Tod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Mrs Tod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Mrs Tod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Mrs Tod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Mrs Tod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Mrs Tod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Mrs Tod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Mrs Tod's influence in Sheriffmuir rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".